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Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane

Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane –  Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls,  Heathcliff  and Gertrude

Red Skelton:   Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by.)

Gertrude says to Heathcliff, €œGood heavens! Did you see how fast that bird was going? €

Heathcliff says, €œSo what? If your tail feathers were on fire, you €™d be going that fast too! €

 

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