Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane – Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude
Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by.)
Gertrude says to Heathcliff, Good heavens! Did you see how fast that bird was going?
Heathcliff says, So what? If your tail feathers were on fire, you d be going that fast too!