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Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton

Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork –  from the classic Red Skelton radio show

One of  Red Skelton €™s  favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?

There are these two seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude.

Heathcliff says to Gertrude, €œYou know, I wish I had a bigger bill. I would become a stork, deliver babies and make lots of money.

Gertrude says, €œNo, no! Storks deliver babies. Doctors have the big bills! €

 

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