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How’s that electric blanket working out for you

How’s that electric blanket working out for you –  A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.

Rod O €™Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?

Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast.   Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed!   Last night it was really cold, though – I caught it trying to crawl under me!   You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.   It was so cold last night that my shorts was wearing my long underwear.

 

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