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Red Skelon’s wife goes driving

Red Skelton’s wife goes driving –  Red Skelton tells a ‘women driver’ joke about his wife … and the poor pedestrian!

Red Skelton  joke:   My wife tells me she wants to drive.

She said, €” can stop this thing on a dime.”

She did. The only problem was the dime was in a little old man’s pocket.

This guy steps off the curb.  I said, “Give him the right of way.”

She plows right into him.

I said, “What did you do that for?”

She said, “You told me to.”

I said give him the right of way. €

She said, “Oh I thought you said, get him right away!”

Thanks to  Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator  for the joke!