Red Skelton’s wife goes driving – Red Skelton tells a ‘women driver’ joke about his wife … and the poor pedestrian!
Red Skelton joke: My wife tells me she wants to drive.
She said, ” can stop this thing on a dime.”
She did. The only problem was the dime was in a little old man’s pocket.
This guy steps off the curb. I said, “Give him the right of way.”
She plows right into him.
I said, “What did you do that for?”
She said, “You told me to.”
I said give him the right of way.
She said, “Oh I thought you said, get him right away!”
Thanks to Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator for the joke!