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Red Skelton autographs –  Taken from the old Red Skelton radio show – how small a sheet of paper?

Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?

Red Skelton: The autograph collectors had a cute gag.   They asked the stars to autograph full sheets of paper, and bit players they asked to sign just half pages.

Rod O’Connor: Why are you so disappointed?

Red Skelton:You ever try to sign a spitball?

 

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