Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman – Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress
Red Skelton: I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.
Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.
I said, “You are 98 and she is 20 … Don’t you know that could mean sudden death?
“Well,” he said, “If she dies, she dies!”
Thanks to Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator for the joke!