Texas jokes by Red Skelton – Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
Texas, now there s a state to visit if you have never been. You name it, they got it. You name it, they ain t got it, you didn t need it no how!
Down there they got miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles. Everything down there is big.
I seen a flea, ¦ it had 4 dogs on it.