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Texas jokes by Red Skelton

Texas jokes by Red Skelton –  Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.

Texas, now there €™s a state to visit if you have never been. You name it, they got it. You name it, they ain €™t got it, you didn €™t need it no how!

Down there they got miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles. Everything down there is big.

I seen a flea, €¦ it had 4 dogs on it.

 

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