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For two cents, I’d go home to mother

For two cents, I’d go home to mother —  From the Red Skelton radio show, 1952, “Barber who is trying to improve his shop” – Red Skelton as the inebriate Willy Lump Lump, a would-be barber

Mrs. Lump Lump: Willy, for two cents I’d go home to mother!

Willy Lumplump (Red Skelton):Oh sweetheart, I feel like a heel

Mrs. Lump Lump: Oh, Willy, really?

Willy Lumplump (Red Skelton):I don’thave two cents.

 

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