Clem the Campus Soda Jerk – The Red Skelton Show season 3 – and who’s a bigger jerk than Clem Kadiddlehopper? The frat pledge, for one! And the overweight customer. And …
Clem the Campus Soda Jerk – The Red Skelton Show season 3, broadcast
Red’s opening monologue contains several coffee jokes.

Clem Kaddiddlehopper goes to the Brady Employment Agency to obtain a job. If he can make it past the swinging door! He’s then interviewed by the owner, Mr. Brady. Which leads to a lot of prop comedy, as Clem pulls out a ridiculous amount of props out of his suitcase, looking for his recommendation. Eventually, Mr. Brady sends him to the Campus Soda Shop to be a soda jerk.

On the job, Clem first does some prop comedy, then insults a plump woman who orders a huge banana split. Talk about your sinking feeling!



Clem next runs into more troubles when a fraternity pledge, is ordered to change his order multiple times to get into the group. A ham sandwich without bread? And then tortures Clem with the ‘broken’ jukebox!



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Songs

- This Must Be the Place performed by The Cheerleaders
Cast
- Red Skelton … Self – Host/Self – Clem Kadiddlehopper
- The Cheerleaders … Guest Singers/Dancers
- David Rose and His Orchestra … Themselves
- June Foray (The Bullwinkle Show; Mulan) … Secretary
- Bob LeMond … Announcer
- Lu Leonard (Starman; Annie 1982) … Plump Lady in Soda Shop(as Lou Leonard)
- Leon Tyler (Whistling in the Dark ;The Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow) … Fraternity Pledge
- Theodore von Eltz (Bright Eyes; Topper) … Mr. Brady
Trivia
- Red Skelton performed this show live despite having had thirty stitches in his right arm four days earlier following a slip in his home shower and a break of the glass shower door.