Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish – A very funny joke that Red Skelton told in ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, about a convict on death row and his last wish …
Red Skelton: Don’t stop me if you’ve heard it, because I’m dying to hear it again.
It seems there was a fellow about to be electrocuted, and the warden said to him, “Do you have any last wish?”
The man says, “Yeah, I wish you was sitting on my lap.”