Red Skelton autographs – Taken from the old Red Skelton radio show – how small a sheet of paper?
Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?
Red Skelton: The autograph collectors had a cute gag. They asked the stars to autograph full sheets of paper, and bit players they asked to sign just half pages.
Rod O’Connor: Why are you so disappointed?
Red Skelton:You ever try to sign a spitball?