A brand new American dollar – A funny joke from Red Skelton, where the cheap Red has to tip a bellboy …
Bellboy: Did you tip her off?
Wally The Fox Benton (Red Skelton): Yeah, tip. Well, here my good man, here s a brand new American dollar for you.
Bellboy: That s only a nickel.
Wally The Fox Benton (Red Skelton): That is the new American dollar after the income tax has been removed.
(from the Red Skelton movie, Whistling in Dixie)