Easter Jokes by Red Skelton – a collection of jokes by Red Skelton about Easter, the Easter bunny, Easter eggs, etc.
Easter jokes
- My wife, little Red, she’s getting ready for Easter. She showed me her dress and I laughed; she showed me her hat, and I laughed. Then she showed me the bill, and I cried. (It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud)
- When it comes to complaining about their wives spending money, most husbands are like Easter eggs, you know. They’re hard-boiled on the outside, but yellow on the inside! If they’re not, they’re cracked! (It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud)
- Talking about Easter, did you hear a rooster who was walking around, he saw all these Easter eggs allover the yard, all different colors. He jumped over the fence and killed the peacock! (It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud)
- Hey, you know what I did one Easter? I have a big parrot, see, a big macaw. And I put a chocolate egg in his cage while he was asleep, and we woke up and he says, “It’s a lie!” (It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud)
- I get sentimental around this time of year. Last year I brought home a bunny — but the club made me bring her back. (It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud)
- Last year I bought a pair of English rabbits for my daughter, Valentina, a boy and a girl. Six months later, I still only had two rabbits. You see, they’re English and nobody had introduced them. (It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud)
- Creeper: Your gag went out with Santa Claus.
Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Santa Claus didn’t go out.
Creeper: There ain’t no Santa Claus!
Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Whoever told you that?
Creeper: The Easter Bunny! (Whistling in Brooklyn)