She needs a monkey to get into Heaven

She needs a monkey to get into Heaven –  Courtesy  of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator

Red Skelton  joke:

I had a dream that my wife was at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter told her she needed a monkey in order to get into heaven.

So she €™s heading back down to earth to get a one and runs into me and tells me I need a monkey to get into heaven.

I told her she was NUTS and grabbed her by the arm and drug her up to the Pearly Gates.  Saint  Peter looks at me and says to my wife, €œI thought I told you to bring a monkey, not a baboon! €

Thanks to  Brian Hoffman,Red Skelton impersonator