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Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman

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Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman –  Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress

Red Skelton:  I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.

Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.

I said, “You are 98 and she is 20 … Don’t you know that could mean sudden death? €

“Well,” he said, “If she dies, she dies!”

Thanks to  Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator  for the joke!