The Train Trip, The Red Skelton Show season 3, February 2, 1954
The Train Trip is a series of sketches with Freddie the Freeloader, San Fernando Red, Willie Lump-Lump taking a trip on The Red Skelton Show
During the opening monologue, Red tells a joke about his children. In an attempt to keep them quiet Sunday morning. before they go to Sunday school, Red proposes a contest between Valentina and Richard. Whoever keeps quiet the longest wins a prize. So at six in the morning, Richard sneaks into Red’s bedroom, opens one eyelid, and asks, “Who’s winning?”
Red then pantomimes a boxing match between a large fighter, a small fighter, and the referee.
Pantomime


Willie Lump Lump decides which city to visit on his train trip.


San Fernando Red makes a whistle-stop campaign appearance.


Freddie the Freeloader rides the rails with Melvin the Moocher, only to get frozen when the train climbs a mountain. So, he thaws out at the ski lodge.


Freddie and lady riding the rails


You can watch The Train Trip for yourself on Tubi TV.
Songs

- The Modernaires perform “The Customer is Always Right” with singing, dancing, juggling, and simple magic. They also perform “Hoop-de-do”.
Cast
- Red Skelton … Self – Host, Willy Lump-Lump, San Fernando Red, Freddie the Freeloader
- Jan Arvan … Railroad Ticket Agent
- David Rose and His Orchestra … Themselves
- Dick Elliott … Campagin Manager
- Bob LeMond … Announcer
- The Modernaires … Themselves
- Benjie Bancroft … Minor Role(uncredited)