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Red Skelton on counterfeiting

Red Skelton on counterfeiting –  (taken from Red Skelton‘s opening monologue from The Red Skelton Show episode, Clem and the Dalton Girls, from Red Skelton – America’s Clown Prince)

Red Skelton: Talking about the Dalton Girls, and bandits and stuff, you know that one of the biggest crimes now, number one on the plate, is counterfeiting.

One guy sold a bill for forty cents, and the government is mad at him because he got more for his than they’re getting for theirs!

The Red Skelton Show, Red Skelton as Clem Kaddidlehopper, 1951-1971

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