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Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose

Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose –  A cute joke from the old “Red Skelton Show”

Many years ago,  Red Skelton  told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump Lump.

Willie explained to the young lady, €œI keep a mongoose in my coat pocket.   That way, when I go home after drinking, and there are snakes all over the lawn of my yard, I let the mongoose loose and he kills them all, so it €™s safe for me to enter the house. €

The young woman sadly tried to explain, €œI’ve got news for you, Mr. Lump Lump, those snakes are imaginary! €

Willie Lump Lump replied, €œI’ve got news for  you, so is the mongoose! €

 

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