Red Skelton on counterfeiting – (taken from Red Skelton’s opening monologue from The Red Skelton Show episode, Clem and the Dalton Girls, from Red Skelton – America’s Clown Prince)
Red Skelton: Talking about the Dalton Girls, and bandits and stuff, you know that one of the biggest crimes now, number one on the plate, is counterfeiting.
One guy sold a bill for forty cents, and the government is mad at him because he got more for his than they’re getting for theirs!
