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Comedian Red Skelton Watching Comedian Marcel Marceau Biography of Red Skelton (July 18, 1913 – September 17, 1997)

“If some day you’re not feeling well, you should remember some little thing I have said or done and if it brings a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart then my purpose as a clown has been fulfilled.”—Red Skelton Read More…

Red Skelton jokes about Las Vegas

Red Skelton jokes about Las Vegas – Some quick one-line jokes about Las Vegas

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Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots

Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper

Clem Kaddidlehopper- “Since I seen you last I ain’t been doing much of anything,….

I never really did do much of anything,…..

I’ve been showing the boy scouts how to tie knots. I’m really a whiz at tying knots, everything I see I tie a knot in it.

They made me stop milking you know.”

Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator.

 

A brand new American dollar

A brand new American dollar – A funny joke from Red Skelton, where the cheap Red has to tip a bellboy …

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Why he was fired by the fire department

Why he was fired by the fire department – A very funny joke from Red Skelton’s movie, ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, where Red is talking about *why* he was fired from his job as a firefighter …

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Would you like to meet my sister?

Would you like to meet my sister? – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper, about his wife.

A joke told byRed Skelton‘s country bumpkin clown character,Clem Kadiddlehopper: “I met my wife through her brother.”

He said, “Would you like to meet my sister?”

I said, “You got a sister?” Read More…

Red Skelton’s observation on gas stations

Red Skelton’s observation on gas stations – Red Skelton makes a short joke about a … discrepancy … that he noticed at gas stations

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Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff

Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff – Red Skelton’s famous seagull characters, Heathcliff and Gertrude, on the new cars …

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Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English

Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English – A joke told by Red Skelton, about meeting Margaret Thatcher

(Editor’s note: This is a joke told by Red Skelton, when he met Margaret Thatcher, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom) Read More…

Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman

Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman – Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98 year old man who’s going to marry a 20 year old waitress

Red Skelton: I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.

Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress. Read More…

Red Skelton on the law of gravity

Red Skelton on the law of gravity – From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, a joke between Red and Rags Ragland on the law of gravity, with a good punchline!

Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Don’t take that off, the elevator will fall! Read More…