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How's that electric blanket working out for you -  A series of 'it was so cold' jokes by America's clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.

How’s that electric blanket working out for you

How’s that electric blanket working out for you –  A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.

Rod O €™Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?

Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast.   Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed!   Read More »How’s that electric blanket working out for you

Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.

Red Skelton’s eye exam

Red Skelton‘s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.

This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The eye’s making me dizzy.”

He said, “Well, let’s not blame it on the eye.”Read More »Red Skelton’s eye exam