Army Jokes by Red Skelton
Army jokes I could have been an officer in the Army, but they never came around the guard house to see the good work I… Read More »Army Jokes by Red Skelton
Jokes
Gertrude and Heathcliffe’s animal friends
Gertrude and Heathcliffe’s animal friends. Jokes from Red Skelton’s opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show
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Weather jokes by Red Skelton
Weather jokes by Red Skelton, from his opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show
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Christmas jokes by Red Skelton
Christmas jokes by Red Skelton – dealing with how people behave at Christmas, Santa Claus, and Christmas gifts
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IRS jokes [Red Skelton]
IRS jokes by Red Skelton, from his television series Then there was a lady, said to her little boy, “Why are you saying such naughty… Read More »IRS jokes [Red Skelton]
New Years jokes by Red Skelton
A variety of New Years jokes, as told by Red on The Red Skelton Hour.
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The Lord will take care of me … [joke]
The Lord will take care of me … yes, but how?
In Red Skelton‘s monologue in A Royal Command Performance, he tells the following joke. It’s the story of a person caught in a flood, who’s convinced — The Lord will take care of me … Very true, with a very good point!
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Red Skelton – Newspaper headline jokes
From Red Skelton’s Avalon Time radio show, where Red reads the newspaper & uses it to tell newspaper headline jokes
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Bad mosquito netting
Bad mosquito netting – From the Red Skelton radio show, 9/3/1948, “Red Returns after the Summer” – Red Skelton and Rod O’Connor swap mosquito jokes!
Rod O’Connor: You’ve got a nice tan.
Red Skelton: That’s not a tan, that’s the color I turn when the mosquitoes drain all the blood out of me!
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