Red Skelton‘s daughter, Valentina, when she was a little girl had to recite a story for school So, she told him the story of Little Red Walking Hood:
Little Red Walking Hood
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Dumb co-stars George Gobel. Red and George crack up on the seven seas as Forsooth (Skelton), a poor but stupid shipbuilder’s apprentice, and Christopher Columbus (Gobel).
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Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle Of Dumb
During his Royal Command Performance for HBO, Red Skelton told a lot of old age jokes. Since he was celebrating his 70th birthday, he should know! Enjoy the jokes!
Old age jokes by Red Skelton
In the Mountain Washin’ episode of The Red Skelton Show, Red Skelton does a skit as a weatherman. With a lot of jokes about weatherman and the weather! Enjoy! Weatherman Here we are, ready to… Weatherman and weather jokes by Red Skelton
On the October 4, 1960 episode of The Red Skelton Show, the World Series was ongoing, and Red Skelton took the opportunity to tell World Series jokes about it. Sorry, Dodgers fans …
World Series jokes [Red Skelton Show]
In Red Skelton‘s monologue in A Royal Command Performance, he tells the following joke. It’s the story of a person caught in a flood, who’s convinced — The Lord will take care of me … Very true, with a very good point!
The Lord will take care of me … [joke]
A Royal Command Performance – Red celebrated his 70th birthday with a Command Performance at London’s Royal Albert Hall. The royal family were treated to Freddie the Freeloader, Clem Kadiddlehopper, George Appleby, Gertrude & Heathcliff, and the Guzzler’s Gin routine.
A Royal Command Performance
In Eenie Meenie Minee Schmo, Mickey the Loser (Mickey Rooney) has a perpetual run of bad luck at the gambling tables. His luck gets worse as he seeks the advice of “the swami of Las Vegas” – Clem Kadiddlehopper!
Eenie Meenie Minee Schmo [The Red Skelton Show]
Go Ask Father – a poem recited by Red Skelton’s character, J. Newton Numbskull, in A Royal Command Performance I asked my girl if we should wed. With a smile in her roguish eyes, she… Go Ask Father [poem]
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