Old age jokes by Red Skelton
During his Royal Command Performance for HBO, Red Skelton told a lot of old age jokes. Since he was celebrating his 70th birthday, he should know! Enjoy the jokes!
Weatherman and weather jokes by Red Skelton
In the Mountain Washin’ episode of The Red Skelton Show, Red Skelton does a skit as a weatherman. With a lot of jokes about weatherman and the weather! Enjoy! Weatherman Here we are, ready to…
World Series jokes [Red Skelton Show]
On the October 4, 1960 episode of The Red Skelton Show, the World Series was ongoing, and Red Skelton took the opportunity to tell World Series jokes about it. Sorry, Dodgers fans …
The Lord will take care of me … [joke]
The Lord will take care of me … yes, but how?
In Red Skelton‘s monologue in A Royal Command Performance, he tells the following joke. It’s the story of a person caught in a flood, who’s convinced — The Lord will take care of me … Very true, with a very good point!
A Royal Command Performance
A Royal Command Performance – Red celebrated his 70th birthday with a Command Performance at London’s Royal Albert Hall. The royal family were treated to Freddie the Freeloader, Clem Kadiddlehopper, George Appleby, Gertrude & Heathcliff, and the Guzzler’s Gin routine.
Eenie Meenie Minee Schmo [The Red Skelton Show]
Eenie Meenie Minee Schmo – guests Mickey Rooney, Simon & Garfunkel – The Red Skelton Hour, season 16, originally aired September 20, 1966
In Eenie Meenie Minee Schmo, Mickey the Loser (Mickey Rooney) has a perpetual run of bad luck at the gambling tables. His luck gets worse as he seeks the advice of “the swami of Las Vegas” – Clem Kadiddlehopper!
Go Ask Father [poem]
Go Ask Father – a poem recited by Red Skelton’s character, J. Newton Numbskull, in A Royal Command Performance I asked my girl if we should wed. With a smile in her roguish eyes, she…
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If I Were the King of the Birdies [song lyrics]
Song lyrics to If I Were the King of the Birdies, written and performed by Red Skelton in A Royal Command Performance
Red Skelton jokes on hospitals and doctors
Red Skelton jokes on hospitals and doctors – a variety of jokes on hospitals, hospital gowns, and doctors from his opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show
This is No Joke
Red Skelton wrote “This Is No Joke” during his first year in the Army. It was published in the September 1946 issue of Classic Comics. This photo of the column was taken at the Red Skelton Museum in Vincennes. I originally found this at KPCnews.com