Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish
Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish – A very funny joke that Red Skelton told in ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, about a… Read More »Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish
Why he was fired by the fire department
Why he was fired by the fire department – A very funny joke from Red Skelton’s movie, ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, where Red is talking about *why* he was fired from his job as a firefighter …
Would you like to meet my sister?
Would you like to meet my sister?A joke told byRed Skelton’s country bumpkin clown character,Clem Kadiddlehopper:
Clem Kadiddlehopper: I met my wife through her brother. He said, Would you like to meet my sister?Read More »Would you like to meet my sister?
Red Skelton’s observation on gas stations
Red Skelton’s observation on gas stations – Red Skelton makes a short joke about a … discrepancy … that he noticed at gas stations
Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff
Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff – Red Skelton’s famous seagull characters, Heathcliff and Gertrude, on the new cars …
Red Skelton’s famous seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff:Read More »Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff
Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English
Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English – A joke told by Red Skelton, about meeting Margaret Thatcher
(Editor’s note: This is a joke told by Red Skelton, when he met Margaret Thatcher, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom)
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Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman
Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman – Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress
Red Skelton: I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.
Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.Read More »Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman
Red Skelton on the law of gravity
Red Skelton on the law of gravity – From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, a joke between Red and Rags Ragland on the law of gravity, with a good punchline!
Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Don t take that off, the elevator will fall!Read More »Red Skelton on the law of gravity
Your gag went out with Santa Claus
Your gag went out with Santa Claus – From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, where he’s trying to fool a gangster … and failing!
Creeper: Your gag went out with Santa Claus.
Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Santa Claus didn’t go out.Read More »Your gag went out with Santa Claus