Grandfather, Grandmother poem by Red Skelton
Grandfather, Grandmother – a poem by an older Red Skelton, recited on his weekly television show
Willie Lump-Lump and the Mongoose
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose – A cute joke from the old “Red Skelton Show”
Many years ago, Red Skelton told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump-Lump on the episode, The Skeltons At Home.
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung! A joke from the old Red Skelton radio show
Rod: I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
Red Skelton: You should have seen my grandfather.
What do you suggest now?
What do you suggest now? A joke from the Red Skelton radio show, with a surprise punch line!
Panama Hattie
Panama Hattie (1942) starring Red Skelton, Ann Sothern, Rags Ragland, Virginia O’Brien Synopsis In Panama Hattie, the brassy but gold-hearted proprietress of a Canal Zone hotel, where she performs, is used to a rough-and-tumble crowd of sailors. …
Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Texas jokes by Red Skelton – Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton – From Red Skelton’s movie, Whistling in Dixie, jokes about Southern hospitality and life in the American South
Carol Lambert (Ann Rutherford): I don t think it s safe down here. Someone was trying to kill us!
Ellamae Downs (Diana Lewis): It s things like this that ruin our Southern hospitality.
How’s that electric blanket working out for you
How’s that electric blanket working out for you – A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.
Rod O Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?
Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast. Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed!
Red Skelton autographs
Red Skelton autographs – Taken from the old Red Skelton radio show – how small a sheet of paper?
Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork – from the classic Red Skelton radio show
One of Red Skelton’s favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?