Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Texas jokes by Red Skelton – Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton – From Red Skelton’s movie, Whistling in Dixie, jokes about Southern hospitality and life in the American South
Carol Lambert (Ann Rutherford): I don t think it s safe down here. Someone was trying to kill us!
Ellamae Downs (Diana Lewis): It s things like this that ruin our Southern hospitality.
How’s that electric blanket working out for you
How’s that electric blanket working out for you – A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.
Rod O Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?
Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast. Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed!
Red Skelton autographs
Red Skelton autographs – Taken from the old Red Skelton radio show – how small a sheet of paper?
Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork – from the classic Red Skelton radio show
One of Red Skelton’s favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?
Red Skelon’s wife goes driving
Red Skelton’s wife goes driving – Red Skelton tells a ‘women driver’ joke about his wife … and the poor pedestrian!
Red Skelton joke: My wife tells me she wants to drive.
She said, ”I can stop this thing on a dime.”
She did. The only problem was the dime was in a little old man’s pocket.
Red Skelton jokes about Las Vegas
Red Skelton jokes about Las Vegas – Some quick one-line jokes about Las Vegas
Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots
Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper Clem Kaddidlehopper– Since I seen you last I ain t been doing much of anything,…. I never really did do…
A brand new American dollar
A brand new American dollar – A funny joke from Red Skelton, where the cheap Red has to tip a bellboy …
Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish
Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish – A very funny joke that Red Skelton told in ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, about a convict on death row and his last wish … Red…