Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Red Skelton told the following story:Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Red Skelton told the following story:Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Rod O’Connor: You’ve got a nice tan.
Red Skelton: That’s not a tan, that’s the color I turn when the mosquitoes drain all the blood out of me!
Rod O’Connor: The mosquitoes were bad, huh? Why didn’t you use mosquito netting?Bad mosquito netting
As Red Skelton used to say, there were these two seagulls named Gertrude and Heathcliff:
Red Skelton: Well, Rod, you look good tonight – I like your suit.
Rod O’Connor: Herringbone.Herringbone suit
This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The eye’s making me dizzy.”
He said, “Well, let’s not blame it on the eye.”Red Skelton’s eye exam