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Texas jokes by Red Skelton

Texas jokes by Red Skelton - Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Texas jokes by Red Skelton –  Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
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How’s that electric blanket working out for you

How's that electric blanket working out for you - A series of 'it was so cold' jokes by America's clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.
How’s that electric blanket working out for you –  A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show. Rod O €™Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?...
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We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line)
We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant –  A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line) Mean widdle kid (Red Skelton): We was playing €œPin the Tail on the Elephant...
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The estimate tax

Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent …
Red Skelton on The estimate tax –  If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had to fill out the estimate tax, but I didn’t sign it. Rod O’Connor: No? Red Skelton: No, I figure if I have to...
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Barber trying to improve his shop

Willy Lump-Lump - barber trying to improve his business
Barber trying to improve his shop –  From the Red Skelton radio show, 1952, “Barber who is trying to improve his shop” – Red Skelton as the inebriate Willy Lump Lump, a would-be barber
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Red Skelton’s eye exam

Red Skelton €™s eye exam - From Red's opening monologue on "The Red Skelton Show" (January 25, 1971) - Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.
Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The...
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