Grandfather, Grandmother poem by Red Skelton
Grandfather, Grandmother – a poem by an older Red Skelton, recited on his weekly television showGrandfather, Grandmother poem by Red Skelton
Willie Lump-Lump and the Mongoose
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose – A cute joke from the old “Red Skelton Show”
Many years ago, Red Skelton told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump-Lump on the episode, The Skeltons At Home.
Willie Lump-Lump and the Mongoose
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung! A joke from the old Red Skelton radio show
Rod: I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
Red Skelton: You should have seen my grandfather.
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
What do you suggest now?
What do you suggest now? A joke from the Red Skelton radio show, with a surprise punch line!
Panama Hattie
Panama Hattie (1942) starring Red Skelton, Ann Sothern, Rags Ragland, Virginia O’Brien Synopsis In Panama Hattie, the brassy but gold-hearted proprietress of a Canal Zone hotel, where she performs, is used to a rough-and-tumble crowd of sailors. … Panama Hattie
Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Texas jokes by Red Skelton – Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton – From Red Skelton’s movie, Whistling in Dixie, jokes about Southern hospitality and life in the American South
Carol Lambert (Ann Rutherford): I don t think it s safe down here. Someone was trying to kill us!
Ellamae Downs (Diana Lewis): It s things like this that ruin our Southern hospitality.Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
How’s that electric blanket working out for you
How’s that electric blanket working out for you – A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.
Rod O Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?
Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast. Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed! How’s that electric blanket working out for you
Red Skelton autographs
Red Skelton autographs – Taken from the old Red Skelton radio show – how small a sheet of paper?
Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?Red Skelton autographs
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork – from the classic Red Skelton radio show
One of Red Skelton’s favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton