Clawed by a bear
Clawed by a bear – From the Red Skelton radio show … apparently, Red hated paying his taxes just like the rest of us!
Rod O’Connor: It looks like you had trouble doing your income tax.Clawed by a bear
Sweet Chariot Skelton
Sweet Chariot Skelton – From the Red Skelton radio show, Red tells the story of how he used to be a boxer …
Rod O’Connor: You were a fighter?
Red Skelton: Sure, they called me “Sweet Chariot” Skelton. Sweet Chariot Skelton
We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant
We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line) Mean… We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant
The estimate tax
Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had to fill out the estimate tax, but I didn’t sign… The estimate tax
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane – Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude
Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven – Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton joke: I had a dream that my wife was at the Pearly Gates. St Peter told her… She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
Red Skelton on excercise
Red Skelton on exercise, during a stand-up routine.
From comedian and film star Red Skelton:Red Skelton on excercise
I Dood It – funny movie quotes
Funny movie quotes from I Dood It!(1943) starring Red Skelton, Eleanor Powell
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where’s your ticket?
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment, this ticket is for coffee – We’re selling sugar!I Dood It – funny movie quotes
Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Red Skelton told the following story:Red Skelton on hang-gliding