One of Red Skelton’s favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Red Skelton joke: My wife tells me she wants to drive.
She said, ”I can stop this thing on a dime.”
She did. The only problem was the dime was in a little old man’s pocket.Red Skelon’s wife goes driving
Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper Clem Kaddidlehopper– Since I seen you last I ain t been doing much of anything,…. I never really did do… Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots
Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish – A very funny joke that Red Skelton told in ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, about a convict on death row and his last wish … Red… Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish
Would you like to meet my sister?A joke told byRed Skelton’s country bumpkin clown character,Clem Kadiddlehopper:
Clem Kadiddlehopper: I met my wife through her brother. He said, Would you like to meet my sister?Would you like to meet my sister?
Red Skelton’s famous seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff:Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff