Army Jokes by Red Skelton
Army jokes I could have been an officer in the Army, but they never came around the guard house to see the good work I was doing. I’ll never forget, I used to say, “Why…
How to Make a Salad [The Red Skelton Show]
How to Make a Salad, The Red Skelton Show, season 1, originally aired February 24, 1952
In How to Make a Salad, Army cook Willy Lump Lump tries to make a salad for the troops. “I know garbage when I see it!” And Clem Kadiddlehopper hilariously explains the new game in California, Pedestrian Polo.
Red Skelton to wed Montana girl
[Originally published in the Daytona Beach Morning Journal – Feb 13, 1945]
Richmond, Va. Feb. 12 – (AP) – Pvt. Richard “Red” Skelton, the radio comedian and motion picture actor, said here today that he and Miss Georgia Davis, of Kalispell, Mont. would be married soon, if he is in the country long enough to permit it.