Joke

What do you suggest now?  A joke from the Red Skelton radio show, with a surprise punch line!

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Texas jokes by Red Skelton –  Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.

How’s that electric blanket working out for you –  A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.

Rod O €™Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?

Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast.   Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed!   Read More »How’s that electric blanket working out for you

Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork –  from the classic Red Skelton radio show

One of  Red Skelton’s  favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?Read More »Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton

Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff –  Red Skelton’s famous seagull characters, Heathcliff and Gertrude, on the new cars …

Red Skelton’s  famous seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff:Read More »Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant –  A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean… Read More »We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant

Red Skelton on The estimate tax –  If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had… Read More »The estimate tax