Jokes by Red Skelton on a variety of subjects. He was known as “America’s Clown Prince” for a reason, and was fond of funny stories as well as outright puns! Enjoy!
Rod O Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?
Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast. Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed! Read More »How’s that electric blanket working out for you
Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?Read More »Red Skelton autographs
One of Red Skelton’s favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?Read More »Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Red Skelton joke: My wife tells me she wants to drive.
She said, ”I can stop this thing on a dime.”
She did. The only problem was the dime was in a little old man’s pocket.Read More »Red Skelon’s wife goes driving
Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper Clem Kaddidlehopper– Since I seen you last I ain t… Read More »Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots
Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish – A very funny joke that Red Skelton told in ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, about a… Read More »Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish
Would you like to meet my sister?A joke told byRed Skelton’s country bumpkin clown character,Clem Kadiddlehopper:
Clem Kadiddlehopper: I met my wife through her brother. He said, Would you like to meet my sister?Read More »Would you like to meet my sister?