Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Don t take that off, the elevator will fall!Read More »Red Skelton on the law of gravity
Creeper: Your gag went out with Santa Claus.
Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Santa Claus didn’t go out.Read More »Your gag went out with Santa Claus
Proving that ‘everything old is new again’, this is a joke from the Red Skelton movie, ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘ where Red is using radios to call for help, while gangsters are trying to break in on him … and starts interrupting commercial radio broadcasts, with some very funny results.
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Rod O’Connor: It looks like you had trouble doing your income tax.Read More »Clawed by a bear
Rod O’Connor: You were a fighter?
Red Skelton: Sure, they called me “Sweet Chariot” Skelton. Read More »Sweet Chariot Skelton
We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean… Read More »We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant
Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had… Read More »The estimate tax
Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .Read More »Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven – Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton joke: I had a dream that my… Read More »She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
Red Skelton on exercise, during a stand-up routine.
From comedian and film star Red Skelton:Read More »Red Skelton on excercise