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Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman –  Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress

Red Skelton:  I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.

Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.Read More »Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman

Democrat senator on what the U.S. government should do about big business.

Proving that ‘everything old is new again’, this is a joke from the Red Skelton movie, ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘ where Red is using radios to call for help, while gangsters are trying to break in on him … and starts interrupting commercial radio broadcasts, with some very funny results.

Clawed by a bear –  From the Red Skelton radio show … apparently, Red hated paying his taxes just like the rest of us!

Rod O’Connor: It looks like you had trouble doing your income tax.Read More »Clawed by a bear

Sweet Chariot Skelton –  From the Red Skelton radio show, Red tells the story of how he used to be a boxer …

Rod O’Connor: You were a fighter?

Red Skelton: Sure, they called me “Sweet Chariot” Skelton. €Read More »Sweet Chariot Skelton

She needs a monkey to get into Heaven –  Courtesy  of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton  joke: I had a dream that my… Read More »She needs a monkey to get into Heaven