Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .Read More »Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven – Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton joke: I had a dream that my… Read More »She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
Red Skelton on exercise, during a stand-up routine.
From comedian and film star Red Skelton:Read More »Red Skelton on excercise
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where’s your ticket?
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment, this ticket is for coffee – We’re selling sugar!Read More »I Dood It – funny movie quotes
Red Skelton told the following story:Read More »Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Rod O’Connor: You’ve got a nice tan.
Red Skelton: That’s not a tan, that’s the color I turn when the mosquitoes drain all the blood out of me!
Rod O’Connor: The mosquitoes were bad, huh? Why didn’t you use mosquito netting?Read More »Bad mosquito netting