Jokes

Jokes by Red Skelton on a variety of subjects. He was known as “America’s Clown Prince” for a reason, and was fond of funny stories as well as outright puns! Enjoy!

Now-drunken Willy Lump Lump proposes … to the pumpkin!

Red Skelton’s Halloween Jokes

by tfraymond
August 24, 2024August 24, 2024

Red Skelton’s Halloween Jokes – a collection of Halloween jokes told by Red over the years on his television show

Easter Jokes by Red Skelton

by tfraymond
March 2, 2024March 2, 2024

Easter Jokes by Red Skelton – a collection of jokes by Red Skelton about Easter, the Easter bunny, Easter eggs, etc.

San Fernando Red and his box of questionable tax deductions in "It's a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud"

Red Skelton jokes on taxes

by tfraymond
January 29, 2024January 29, 2024

Red Skelton jokes on taxes – from San Fernando Red: A Man with a Heart of Stolen Gold

Taxes

Red Skelton jokes on weddings

by tfraymond
September 24, 2023September 24, 2023

President Johnson’s daughter’s wedding Married life for the President’s daughter Gertrude and Heathcliffe Wedding ceremony Wedding in France [In France, Red was walking by a… Read More »Red Skelton jokes on weddings

Private Red Skelton in the U.S. Army during World War II

Army Jokes by Red Skelton

by tfraymond
November 17, 2021November 13, 2021

Army jokes I could have been an officer in the Army, but they never came around the guard house to see the good work I… Read More »Army Jokes by Red Skelton

Gertrude and Heathcliffe’s animal friends

by tfraymond
July 7, 2021June 28, 2021

Gertrude and Heathcliffe’s animal friends. Jokes from Red Skelton’s opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show

Red Skelton as a weather man in the Mountain Washin' episode of The Red Skelton Show

Weather jokes by Red Skelton

by tfraymond
June 30, 2021June 28, 2021

Weather jokes by Red Skelton, from his opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show

Christmas jokes by Red Skelton

by tfraymond
March 31, 2021June 28, 2021

Christmas jokes by Red Skelton – dealing with how people behave at Christmas, Santa Claus, and Christmas gifts

Red Skelton on The estimate tax - If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent ...

IRS jokes [Red Skelton]

by tfraymond
March 10, 2021March 22, 2021

IRS jokes by Red Skelton, from his television series Then there was a lady, said to her little boy, “Why are you saying such naughty… Read More »IRS jokes [Red Skelton]

London jokes by Red Skelton

by tfraymond
March 3, 2021April 1, 2021

When Red Skelton was performing for the Royal Family in England in A Royal Command Performance, he made a few good-natured jokes about the United Kingdom.