Jokes

Clem Kadiddlehopper: I met my wife through her brother.  He said, Would you like to meet my sister?Read More »Would you like to meet my sister?

Red Skelton’€™s observation on gas stations –  Red Skelton makes a short joke about a … discrepancy … that he noticed at gas stations

Read More »Red Skelton’s observation on gas stations

Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English –  A joke told by Red Skelton, about meeting Margaret Thatcher

(Editor’s note: This is a joke told by  Red Skelton, when he met Margaret Thatcher, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom)

Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman –  Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress

Red Skelton:  I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.

Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.Read More »Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman

Democrat senator on what the U.S. government should do about big business.

Proving that ‘everything old is new again’, this is a joke from the Red Skelton movie, ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘ where Red is using radios to call for help, while gangsters are trying to break in on him … and starts interrupting commercial radio broadcasts, with some very funny results.

Clawed by a bear –  From the Red Skelton radio show … apparently, Red hated paying his taxes just like the rest of us!

Rod O’Connor: It looks like you had trouble doing your income tax.Read More »Clawed by a bear

Sweet Chariot Skelton –  From the Red Skelton radio show, Red tells the story of how he used to be a boxer …

Rod O’Connor: You were a fighter?

Red Skelton: Sure, they called me “Sweet Chariot” Skelton. €Read More »Sweet Chariot Skelton