Rod: I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
Red Skelton: You should have seen my grandfather.
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Carol Lambert (Ann Rutherford): I don t think it s safe down here. Someone was trying to kill us!
Ellamae Downs (Diana Lewis): It s things like this that ruin our Southern hospitality.Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
Rod O Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?
Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast. Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed! How’s that electric blanket working out for you
Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?Red Skelton autographs
One of Red Skelton’s favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Red Skelton joke: My wife tells me she wants to drive.
She said, ”I can stop this thing on a dime.”
She did. The only problem was the dime was in a little old man’s pocket.Red Skelon’s wife goes driving
Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper Clem Kaddidlehopper– Since I seen you last I ain t been doing much of anything,…. I never really did do… Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots