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Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Texas jokes by Red Skelton – Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
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Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton – From Red Skelton’s movie, Whistling in Dixie, jokes about Southern hospitality and life in the American South
Carol Lambert (Ann Rutherford): I don t think it s safe down here. Someone was trying to kill us!
Ellamae Downs (Diana Lewis): It s things like this that ruin our Southern hospitality.Read More »Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
How’s that electric blanket working out for you
How’s that electric blanket working out for you – A series of ‘it was so cold’ jokes by America’s clown prince, Red Skelton, taken from his old radio show.
Rod O Connor: Tell me, Red, how’s that new electric blanket working out for you on these cold nights?
Red Skelton: Oh, its fine, it keeps me as warm as toast. Of course, when its time to wake up, it just pops me out of bed! Read More »How’s that electric blanket working out for you
Red Skelton autographs
Red Skelton autographs – Taken from the old Red Skelton radio show – how small a sheet of paper?
Rod O’Connor: There were a lot of big stars there?Read More »Red Skelton autographs
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork – from the classic Red Skelton radio show
One of Red Skelton’s favorite characters, the seagulls Heathcliff and Gertrude – Heathcliff wishes that he had a bigger bill and was a stork … but why?Read More »Heathcliff the seagull wants to be a stork | Red Skelton
Red Skelon’s wife goes driving
Red Skelton’s wife goes driving – Red Skelton tells a ‘women driver’ joke about his wife … and the poor pedestrian!
Red Skelton joke: My wife tells me she wants to drive.
She said, ”I can stop this thing on a dime.”
She did. The only problem was the dime was in a little old man’s pocket.Read More »Red Skelon’s wife goes driving
Red Skelton jokes about Las Vegas
Red Skelton jokes about Las Vegas – Some quick one-line jokes about Las Vegas
Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots
Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper Clem Kaddidlehopper– Since I seen you last I ain t… Read More »Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots
