Red Skelton on the law of gravity

Red Skelton on the law of gravity –  From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, a joke between Red and Rags Ragland on the law of gravity, with a good punchline! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Don €™t take that off, the elevator will fall!
Continue reading

Your gag went out with Santa Claus

Your gag went out with Santa Claus –  From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, where he’s trying to fool a gangster … and failing! Creeper: Your gag went out with Santa Claus. Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Santa Claus didn’t go out.
Continue reading

Clawed by a bear

Clawed by a bear - From the Red Skelton radio show ... apparently, Red hated paying his taxes just like the rest of us!
Clawed by a bear –  From the Red Skelton radio show … apparently, Red hated paying his taxes just like the rest of us! Rod O’Connor: It looks like you had trouble doing your income tax.
Continue reading

Sweet Chariot Skelton

Photo of Red Skelton as Cauliflower McPugg from The Red Skelton Show.
Sweet Chariot Skelton –  From the Red Skelton radio show, Red tells the story of how he used to be a boxer … Rod O €™Connor: You were a fighter? Red Skelton: Sure, they called me €œSweet Chariot Skelton. €
Continue reading

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line)
We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant –  A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line) Mean widdle kid (Red Skelton): We was playing €œPin the Tail on the Elephant...
Continue reading

The estimate tax

Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent …
Red Skelton on The estimate tax –  If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had to fill out the estimate tax, but I didn’t sign it. Rod O’Connor: No? Red Skelton: No, I figure if I have to...
Continue reading

Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane

Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane - Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane –  Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls,  Heathcliff  and Gertrude Red Skelton:   Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by.)
Continue reading

She needs a monkey to get into Heaven

She needs a monkey to get into Heaven –  Courtesy  of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton  joke: I had a dream that my wife was at the Pearly Gates. St Peter told her she needed a monkey in order to get into heaven. So she €™s...
Continue reading