Red Skelton staring at girls
A funny joke told by Red Skelton about staring at girls on the Ed Sullivan show in 1968 – enjoy! “Pardon while I comb my… Read More »Red Skelton staring at girls
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A funny joke told by Red Skelton about staring at girls on the Ed Sullivan show in 1968 – enjoy! “Pardon while I comb my… Read More »Red Skelton staring at girls
Two guys at the funny farm – an old joke, told by Red Skelton on The Ed Sullivan Show
Read More »Two guys at the funny farm[Editor’s note: this is Red Skelton‘s entry for the Lou Jacobs Memorial Book, created for the funeral mass of legendary clown Lou Jacobs] Dear Jean,… Read More »Red Skelton’s memorial for Lou Jacobs
Red Skelton on Oh Canada – similar to his explanation of the Pledge of Allegiance, Red expounds on the Canadian national anthem, Oh Canada “O… Read More »Red Skelton on Oh Canada
Red Skelton was inducted into the International Clown Hall of Fame in 1990. Here is his letter in response to them:
Read More »Red Skelton’s letter on his inductionTheir romance was touched with amiable lunacy, and the groom borrowed the license-money from the bride — but Edna knew that Red Skelton was the man for her
Read More »Everything’s Funny but LoveIf it weren’t for his wife, Edna, he would be a bum – says Red Skelton Originally published August 17, 1941, in The Telegraph-Herald – by… Read More »If it weren’t for his wife, Edna …
(originally published in The Pittsburgh Press, September 14, 1946)
By Florence Fisher Parry
Hollywood — I tell you you have to go out and get your story out here; it’s never in the mail or on the telephone.
I know, I know: millions are spent on Publicity in every studio, and the Important columnists have their “leg-women” to tour the studios for them, interview the stars second-hand, and telephone them the gossip items you read in all the syndicated columns.
But I, being nobody, prefer to find my own – they are under my feet wherever I go, stories I can never use, stories that I’ll hoard for a while until something happens that makes their telling just pat. And some, of course, I’m sending on to you right now.
But they’re never the stories you go out for; they’re never what you think they’ll be. How was I to know what I was going to find when they told me at MGM that Red Skelton was over on Stage 10 working on “Merton of the Movies,” and did I want to see him? Matter of fact, I didn’t. It was hot, I was tired, and I’m not a Red Skelton fan.
Or wasn’t. Count me in now, though.Read More »Laugh, Clown, Laugh!
Many years ago, Red Skelton told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump-Lump on the episode, The Skeltons At Home.
Read More »Willie Lump-Lump and the MongooseRod: I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
Red Skelton: You should have seen my grandfather.
Read More »I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!