Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots – A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper Clem Kaddidlehopper– Since I seen you last I ain t been doing much of anything,…. I never really did do… Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots
Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish – A very funny joke that Red Skelton told in ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘, about a convict on death row and his last wish … Red… Red Skelton on the death row inmate’s last wish
Would you like to meet my sister?A joke told byRed Skelton’s country bumpkin clown character,Clem Kadiddlehopper:
Clem Kadiddlehopper: I met my wife through her brother. He said, Would you like to meet my sister?Would you like to meet my sister?
Red Skelton’s famous seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff:Have you seen the new cars? | Gertrude and Heathcliff
(Editor’s note: This is a joke told by Red Skelton, when he met Margaret Thatcher, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom)
Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English
Red Skelton: I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.
Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman
Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Don t take that off, the elevator will fall!Red Skelton on the law of gravity