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Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots -  A joke from Red Skelton's country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper

Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots

Clem Kadiddlehopper ties knots –  A joke from Red Skelton’s country bumpkin character, Clem Kadiddlehopper Clem Kaddidlehopper– €œSince I seen you last I ain €™t been doing much of anything,…. I never really did do… 

A brand new American dollar -  A funny joke from Red Skelton, where the cheap Red has to tip a bellboy ...

A brand new American dollar

A brand new American dollar –  A funny joke from Red Skelton, where the cheap Red has to tip a bellboy …

Margaret Thatcher and the Queen's English -  A joke told by Red Skelton, about meeting Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English

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Margaret Thatcher and the Queen’s English –  A joke told by Red Skelton, about meeting Margaret Thatcher

(Editor’s note: This is a joke told by  Red Skelton, when he met Margaret Thatcher, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom)

Red Skelton as as old man - Red Skelton's farewell

Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman

Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman –  Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress

Red Skelton:  I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.

Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.