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Red Skelton joke about old man marrying young woman

Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman – Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress Red Skelton: I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old. Then he...

February 19, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

Red Skelton on the law of gravity

Red Skelton on the law of gravity – From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, a joke between Red and Rags Ragland on the law of gravity, with a good punchline! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Don t take that off, the elevator will fall!

February 18, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

Your gag went out with Santa Claus

Your gag went out with Santa Claus – From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, where he’s trying to fool a gangster … and failing! Creeper: Your gag went out with Santa Claus. Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Santa Claus didn’t go out.

February 17, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

Democrat senator on what the U.S. government should do about big business.

Democrat senator on what the U.S. government should do about big business. Proving that ‘everything old is new again’, this is a joke from the Red Skelton movie, ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘ where Red is using radios to call for help, while gangsters are trying to break in...

February 16, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

Clawed by a bear

Clawed by a bear – From the Red Skelton radio show … apparently, Red hated paying his taxes just like the rest of us! Rod O’Connor: It looks like you had trouble doing your income tax.

February 15, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

Sweet Chariot Skelton

Photo of Red Skelton as Cauliflower McPugg from The Red Skelton Show.

Sweet Chariot Skelton – From the Red Skelton radio show, Red tells the story of how he used to be a boxer … Rod O Connor: You were a fighter? Red Skelton: Sure, they called me Sweet Chariot Skelton.

February 14, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant

We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line) Mean widdle kid (Red Skelton): We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant...

February 13, 2015 Tom Raymond Jokes