Red Skelton joke about an old man marrying a young woman – Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98-year-old man who’s going to marry a 20-year-old waitress Red Skelton: I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old. Then he...
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February 19, 2015 Tom Raymond
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Red Skelton on the law of gravity – From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, a joke between Red and Rags Ragland on the law of gravity, with a good punchline! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Don t take that off, the elevator will fall!
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February 18, 2015 Tom Raymond
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Your gag went out with Santa Claus – From Red Skelton’s movie, ‘Whistling in Brooklyn‘, where he’s trying to fool a gangster … and failing! Creeper: Your gag went out with Santa Claus. Wally Benton (Red Skelton): Santa Claus didn’t go out.
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February 17, 2015 Tom Raymond
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Democrat senator on what the U.S. government should do about big business. Proving that ‘everything old is new again’, this is a joke from the Red Skelton movie, ‘The Fuller Brush Man‘ where Red is using radios to call for help, while gangsters are trying to break in...
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February 16, 2015 Tom Raymond
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Clawed by a bear – From the Red Skelton radio show … apparently, Red hated paying his taxes just like the rest of us! Rod O’Connor: It looks like you had trouble doing your income tax.
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February 15, 2015 Tom Raymond
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Sweet Chariot Skelton – From the Red Skelton radio show, Red tells the story of how he used to be a boxer … Rod O Connor: You were a fighter? Red Skelton: Sure, they called me Sweet Chariot Skelton.
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February 14, 2015 Tom Raymond
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We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean Little Kid (famous for the “I dood it!” line) Mean widdle kid (Red Skelton): We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant...
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February 13, 2015 Tom Raymond
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Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had to fill out the estimate tax, but I didn’t sign it. Rod O’Connor: No? Red Skelton: No, I figure if I have to...
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February 12, 2015 Tom Raymond
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Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane – Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by.)
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February 11, 2015 Tom Raymond
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She needs a monkey to get into Heaven – Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton joke: I had a dream that my wife was at the Pearly Gates. St Peter told her she needed a monkey in order to get into heaven. So she s...
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February 10, 2015 Tom Raymond
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