World Series jokes [Red Skelton Show]
On the October 4, 1960 episode of The Red Skelton Show, the World Series was ongoing, and Red Skelton took the opportunity to tell World Series jokes about it. Sorry, Dodgers fans …
The Lord will take care of me … [joke]
The Lord will take care of me … yes, but how?
In Red Skelton‘s monologue in A Royal Command Performance, he tells the following joke. It’s the story of a person caught in a flood, who’s convinced — The Lord will take care of me … Very true, with a very good point!
Red Skelton jokes on hospitals and doctors
Red Skelton jokes on hospitals and doctors – a variety of jokes on hospitals, hospital gowns, and doctors from his opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show
Red Skelton jokes on Las Vegas
Gambling You know, I know one fellow down in Vegas who did pretty well this year. He came to town in a $10,000 Cadillac, and he went home in a $50,000 bus. For those who…
Red Skelton – Newspaper headline jokes
From Red Skelton’s Avalon Time radio show, where Red reads the newspaper & uses it to tell newspaper headline jokes
Running Away from Home [joke]
Red Skelton tells the running away from home joke as part of his opening monologue in Smokeless Sunday on the Red Skelton Show. Supposedly, his little boy Richie is telling his sister Valentina, (in his Mead Widdle Kid voice):
Red Skelton staring at girls
A funny joke told by Red Skelton about staring at girls on the Ed Sullivan show in 1968 – enjoy! “Pardon while I comb my hair. I’m going to do it while I can; it…
Two guys at the funny farm
Two guys at the funny farm – an old joke, told by Red Skelton on The Ed Sullivan Show
Willie Lump-Lump and the Mongoose
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose – A cute joke from the old “Red Skelton Show”
Many years ago, Red Skelton told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump-Lump on the episode, The Skeltons At Home.
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung! A joke from the old Red Skelton radio show
Rod: I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
Red Skelton: You should have seen my grandfather.