Red Skelton jokes on Las Vegas
Gambling You know, I know one fellow down in Vegas who did pretty well this year. He came to town in a $10,000 Cadillac, and… Read More »Red Skelton jokes on Las Vegas
Jokes
Jokes by Red Skelton on a variety of subjects. He was known as “America’s Clown Prince” for a reason, and was fond of funny stories as well as outright puns! Enjoy!
Red Skelton – Newspaper headline jokes
From Red Skelton’s Avalon Time radio show, where Red reads the newspaper & uses it to tell newspaper headline jokes
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Running Away from Home [joke]
Red Skelton tells the running away from home joke as part of his opening monologue in Smokeless Sunday on the Red Skelton Show. Supposedly, his little boy Richie is telling his sister Valentina, (in his Mead Widdle Kid voice):
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Red Skelton staring at girls
A funny joke told by Red Skelton about staring at girls on the Ed Sullivan show in 1968 – enjoy! “Pardon while I comb my… Read More »Red Skelton staring at girls
Two guys at the funny farm
Two guys at the funny farm – an old joke, told by Red Skelton on The Ed Sullivan Show
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Willie Lump-Lump and the Mongoose
Willie Lump Lump and the Mongoose – A cute joke from the old “Red Skelton Show”
Many years ago, Red Skelton told the following joke using his inebriate character, Willie Lump-Lump on the episode, The Skeltons At Home.
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I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung! A joke from the old Red Skelton radio show
Rod: I’ve never seen anyone so high-strung!
Red Skelton: You should have seen my grandfather.
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What do you suggest now?
What do you suggest now? A joke from the Red Skelton radio show, with a surprise punch line!
Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Texas jokes by Red Skelton – Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan, … not much, but you can tell em.
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Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton
Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton – From Red Skelton’s movie, Whistling in Dixie, jokes about Southern hospitality and life in the American South
Carol Lambert (Ann Rutherford): I don t think it s safe down here. Someone was trying to kill us!
Ellamae Downs (Diana Lewis): It s things like this that ruin our Southern hospitality.Read More »Southern hospitality jokes from Red Skelton