We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant
We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant – A joke from the classic radio program, The Red Skelton Show, starring Red’s famous Mean… Read More »We was playing Pin the Tail on the Elephant
Jokes
Jokes by Red Skelton on a variety of subjects. He was known as “America’s Clown Prince” for a reason, and was fond of funny stories as well as outright puns! Enjoy!
The estimate tax
Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had… Read More »The estimate tax
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane – Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude
Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .Read More »Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven – Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton joke: I had a dream that my… Read More »She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
Red Skelton on excercise
Red Skelton on exercise, during a stand-up routine.
From comedian and film star Red Skelton:Read More »Red Skelton on excercise
I Dood It – funny movie quotes
Funny movie quotes from I Dood It!(1943) starring Red Skelton, Eleanor Powell
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where’s your ticket?
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment, this ticket is for coffee – We’re selling sugar!Read More »I Dood It – funny movie quotes
Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Red Skelton told the following story:Read More »Red Skelton on hang-gliding
What’s your forte?
What’s your forte? From the Red Skelton radio show, with Red playing Bolivar Shagnasti, interviewing a new performer for his circus
Barber trying to improve his shop
Barber trying to improve his shop – From the Red Skelton radio show, 1952, “Barber who is trying to improve his shop” – Red Skelton as the inebriate Willy Lump Lump, a would-be barber
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