The estimate tax
Red Skelton on The estimate tax – If only we *could* get away with this from our friendly IRS agent … Red Skelton: I had… Read More »The estimate tax
Jokes
Jokes by Red Skelton on a variety of subjects. He was known as “America’s Clown Prince” for a reason, and was fond of funny stories as well as outright puns! Enjoy!
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane – Red Skelton joke about his two favorite seagulls, Heathcliff and Gertrude
Red Skelton: Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .Read More »Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
She needs a monkey to get into Heaven – Courtesy of Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator Red Skelton joke: I had a dream that my… Read More »She needs a monkey to get into Heaven
Red Skelton on excercise
Red Skelton on exercise, during a stand-up routine.
From comedian and film star Red Skelton:Read More »Red Skelton on excercise
I Dood It – funny movie quotes
Funny movie quotes from I Dood It!(1943) starring Red Skelton, Eleanor Powell
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where’s your ticket?
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment, this ticket is for coffee – We’re selling sugar!Read More »I Dood It – funny movie quotes
Red Skelton on hang-gliding
Red Skelton told the following story:Read More »Red Skelton on hang-gliding
What’s your forte?
What’s your forte? From the Red Skelton radio show, with Red playing Bolivar Shagnasti, interviewing a new performer for his circus
Barber trying to improve his shop
Barber trying to improve his shop – From the Red Skelton radio show, 1952, “Barber who is trying to improve his shop” – Red Skelton as the inebriate Willy Lump Lump, a would-be barber
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For two cents, I’d go home to mother
For two cents, I’d go home to mother — From the Red Skelton radio show, 1952, “Barber who is trying to improve his shop” – Red Skelton as the inebriate Willie Lump-Lump, a would-be barber
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