In Once Upon a Dunce, Clem Kadiddlehopper is too shy to propose to his girl, Daisy June. So Pa Kadiddlehopper contacts a newspaper advice columnist for help. But she falls in love with Clem! Will there be a duel?
In The Love Bug’ll Getcha If You Don’t Use DDT, Paw wants Clem Kadiddlehopper to get married, so he can get a grandchild!
In The Schnook of Araby, Clem Kadiddlehopper is hired to be the bodyguard for th3e dictator Sheik (Cesar Romero). What could go wrong?
Weepy Talks Turkey features Red Skelton as Clem Kadiddlehopper as John Alden (whew!) in the first thanksgiving – “The Thanksgiving Turkey” – truly funny and highly recommended. Also, Coach J. Weepy Numbskull lectures his family on how to eat the Thanksgiving feast. Ending with Red addressing the audience on the meaning of Thanksgiving.
Clem Kadiddlehopper tries to sell cars during a late-night movie in Movies to Read By. And Cauliflower McPugg, the clean fighter, does a Tide commercial — of course!
In One Head and Out the Other – Clem Kadiddlehopper goes to Washington D.C. to get a job as a janitor. But he’s so stupid, the Pentagon hires him, since he’s too dumb to remember any of their secrets! But then the military robot, Roberta, wants to marry him!
In Jerk Be Nimble, Clem Kadiddlehopper bakes a cake that’s so light, it floats away! And an Eastern European Dictator wants to use that to power their rocket to space!
Monologue | Jerk Be Nimble | On Stage | Silent Spot | Cast | Jokes
Christmas is a funny, sweet, and fast-paced episode of The Red Skelton Show. It’s Christmas-themed, with appearances by Red, Clem Kadidddlehopper, and Freddie the Freeloader. It’s frankly hard to believe they squeezed this much comedy in only 30 minutes! Enjoy!
In It Happened One Nut – Clem Kaddiddlehopper attends hog-calling school, run by the lovely Polly Bergen. With a lot of slapstick!
In How to Make a Salad, Army cook Willy Lump Lump tries to make a salad for the troops. “I know garbage when I see it!” And Clem Kadiddlehopper hilariously explains the new game in California, Pedestrian Polo.