Red does a football coach interview reenactment as (Weepy) J. Newton Numbskull. Cauliflower McPugg in The Bouncer.. The Golfer and The Corpus Delicti sketches, plus a Milton Berle cameo.
Clem Kadiddlehopper tries to sell cars during a late-night movie in Movies to Read By. And Cauliflower McPugg, the clean fighter, does a Tide commercial — of course!
Not With My Dump You Don’t – in this episode of The Red Skelton Hour, Terry-Thomas condemns Freddie the Freeloader‘s shack as an eyesore! Then, it’s on to Washington …
In The Fortune Crookie, San Fernando Red and his assistant Curly operate a photography studio where they match lonely clients with families. And Ozzie and Harriet Nelson make the perfect family!
In One Head and Out the Other – Clem Kadiddlehopper goes to Washington D.C. to get a job as a janitor. But he’s so stupid, the Pentagon hires him, since he’s too dumb to remember any of their secrets! But then the military robot, Roberta, wants to marry him!
Monologue | Jerk and the Beanstalk | Music | Silent Spot | Cast | Quotes
In Jerk Be Nimble, Clem Kadiddlehopper bakes a cake that’s so light, it floats away! And an Eastern European Dictator wants to use that to power their rocket to space!
Monologue | Jerk Be Nimble | On Stage | Silent Spot | Cast | Jokes
In The Best Sheriff Money Can Buy, Harold Handkisser talks the town into erecting a golden statue of his idol, Sheriff Deadeye. The only question is, who will steal it first?
In Will the Real Clara Appleby Shut Up? three different contestants on the “To Tell a Fib” game show claim to be Mrs. George Appleby. And all three tell interlocking stories of when …
Deadeye and the Gunslinger is a parody of the TV Western Paladin. Don Knotts appears as Mr. Pallid — a man hired by the town to solve the “mysterious” thefts. Thefts that are being performed by the dishonest Sheriff Deadeye!