Jerk and the Beanstalk
Jerk and the Beanstalk – The Red Skelton Hour season 12, with Don Knotts and Helen O’Connell. Originally aired May 28, 1963
Monologue | Jerk and the Beanstalk | Music | Silent Spot | Cast | Quotes
Jerk and the BeanstalkMonologue | Jerk and the Beanstalk | Music | Silent Spot | Cast | Quotes
Jerk and the BeanstalkIn Jerk Be Nimble, Clem Kadiddlehopper bakes a cake that’s so light, it floats away! And an Eastern European Dictator wants to use that to power their rocket to space!
Monologue | Jerk Be Nimble | On Stage | Silent Spot | Cast | Jokes
Jerk Be NimbleIn The Best Sheriff Money Can Buy, Harold Handkisser talks the town into erecting a golden statue of his idol, Sheriff Deadeye. The only question is, who will steal it first?
The Best Sheriff Money Can BuyIn Will the Real Clara Appleby Shut Up? three different contestants on the “To Tell a Fib” game show claim to be Mrs. George Appleby. And all three tell interlocking stories of when …
Will the Real Clara Appleby Shut Up?Deadeye and the Gunslinger is a parody of the TV Western Paladin. Don Knotts appears as Mr. Pallid — a man hired by the town to solve the “mysterious” thefts. Thefts that are being performed by the dishonest Sheriff Deadeye!
Deadeye and the Gunslinger [The Red Skelton Show]In Guess Who’s Dinner is Coming to Freddie? Freddie the Freeloader tries to con a meal out of a movie director. But almost gets the man fired!
Guess Who’s Dinner is Coming to Freddie?A Fool and His Money is Enough Reason to Get Married – George Gobel appears in a San Fernando Red sketch, portraying a too-short millionaire who falls in love with a too-tall damsel, Jan Davis.
A Fool and His Money is Enough Reason to Get MarriedIn It Happened One Nut – Clem Kaddiddlehopper attends hog-calling school, run by the lovely Polly Bergen. With a lot of slapstick!
It Happened One NutMother Knows Pest – Junior the Mean Little Kid’s mother is looking for her newest husband on an ocean cruise. And Junior wants to “help”!
Mother Knows Best AKA Mother Knows PestIn The Land of Bilk and Money, Sheriff Deadeye has to deal with a crusader who comes to clean up his town! And, milk it dry in the process! Wait a minute, that’s Deadeye’s job!
The Land of Bilk and Money