Racetrack jokes
Racetrack jokes by Red Skelton – from The Red Skelton Hour episode, Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch I had a bad week. I went out to the Santa Anita racetrack. Santa Anita, that’s the annex to…
Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch
Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch, The Red Skelton Hour season 17, originally aired February 6, 1968 Monologue | Act I | Act II | One Minute Dramas | The Silent Spot | Cast…
Dial M for Moron
Dial M for Moron – The Red Skelton Hour season 17, with Phyllis Diller, originally aired January 23, 1968
Dial M for Moron – Can Clem Kadiddlehopper help a once-great silent film actress (Phyllis Diller) make her comeback movie? What’s a cow got to do with it?
The Pied-Eyed Piper
The Pied-Eyed Piper, with Joe E. Ross, Pat Carroll – The Red Skelton Hour season 17
The Pie-Eyed Piper – Can Bolivar Shagnasty help Willy Lump Lump stop drinking? Can Willie be the pie-eyed piper to lure his fellow drunks away?
It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud
It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud, with Richard Chamberlin – The Red Skelton Hour season 16
In It’s a Treat to Beat a Cheat on the Mississippi Mud, novice lawyer (Richard Chamberlain) is hired to defend San Fernando Red (Red Skelton) on a tax-dodging charge.
The Schnook of Araby
The Schnook of Araby – The Red Skelton Hour season 16, with Cesar Romero. Originally aired March 14, 1967
In The Schnook of Araby, Clem Kadiddlehopper is hired to be the bodyguard for th3e dictator Sheik (Cesar Romero). What could go wrong?
Weepy Talks Turkey
Weepy Talks Turkey, The Red Skelton Show season 2, originally aired November 23, 1952
Weepy Talks Turkey features Red Skelton as Clem Kadiddlehopper as John Alden (whew!) in the first thanksgiving – “The Thanksgiving Turkey” – truly funny and highly recommended. Also, Coach J. Weepy Numbskull lectures his family on how to eat the Thanksgiving feast. Ending with Red addressing the audience on the meaning of Thanksgiving.
The Bouncer – The Red Skelton Show
The Bouncer – The Red Skelton Show season 1, originally aired Jan 6, 1952
Red does a football coach interview reenactment as (Weepy) J. Newton Numbskull. Cauliflower McPugg in The Bouncer.. The Golfer and The Corpus Delicti sketches, plus a Milton Berle cameo.
Movies to Read By
Movies to Read By, The Red Skelton Show season 1, originally aired December 2, 1951
Clem Kadiddlehopper tries to sell cars during a late-night movie in Movies to Read By. And Cauliflower McPugg, the clean fighter, does a Tide commercial — of course!
The Big Trial [The Red Skelton Show]
The Big Trial – The Red Skelton Show season 1, originally aired December 9, 1951
The Big Trial is an English murder trial that eventually morphs into a Tide commercial in The Red Skelton Show season 1. With a very funny Deadeye sketch as well!