Learn to Dance in Ten Easy Lessons or One Hard One – with Clem Kadiddlehopper learning to dance, Red Skelton and Lucille Knoch demonstrate My First Dance, and Red and Lucille are Marooned together in a Tide commercial.
Learn to Dance in Ten Easy Lessons or One Hard One
Cauliflower McPugg is one of Red Skelton’s most lovable characters. Unlike several others, he’s not larcenous, nor dishonest. He is an inept boxer, however, who’s clearly been two long in the ring. Although he’s convinced he hasn’t been. He’s known as “the man who hears the bells and the birds” because he’s frequently hearing them — when they’re not there.
Cauliflower McPugg – Red Skelton’ punch-drunk boxer
The Railroad Station is an early episode of The Red Skelton Show – and very funny! It features an appearance by Red’s punch drunk boxer, Cauliflower, McPugg, and an absolutely hilarious sketch with the drunken Willie Lump Lump — The Railroad Station. Enjoy!
The Railroad Station – Red Skelton
The Red Skelton Show season 19 (1969-1970) – Red Skelton‘s variety show continues, with a wide variety of guest stars and singers, with the Silent Spot, classic bits, corny jokes
The Red Skelton Hour season 19 [episode guide]
In Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars, Inmates Cesar Romero and Bolivar Shagnasty revolt against lousy prison food . Then, the drunken Willie Lump Lump “helps” a young boy with his lemonade stand.
Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make
San Fernando Red is Red Skelton’s likable con artist character. He’s typically accompanied by his female accomplice, Ruby. Depending on the sketch, he’s either a corrupt politician, or a con artist. He’s not above bilking widows, blackmailing politicians, or selling worthless items.
San Fernando Red [Red Skelton’s con artist character]
In Fairy Tales for Old Children, Red portrays Junior Cavendish (the Mean Widdle Kid) and also Junior’s younger brother. While babysitting for his sibling, Junior dreams up fairy-tale sketches to entertain him.
Fairy Tales for Old Children [The Red Skelton Hour]
Photo gallery for Clean Politics – a very funny first season episode of The Red Skelton Show
Photo gallery for Clean Politics
How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?, set in Europe during World War II, Freddie the Freeloader is assigned to help Colonel Hogan (Hogan’s Heroes), who has escaped Stalag 13, until he can be rescued.
How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?
One of Red Skelton‘s “core” characters is Willy Lump Lump. Willy’s perpetually drunk, much to the chagrin of his suffering wife. How he started drinking varies, depending on the episode. Once, his wife said that it began with rum-filled chocolates that they received as a wedding gift. In another story, it goes back to when she was dating Willy. And she got him liquored up, so that he would propose to her!
Willy Lump Lump – Red Skelton’s inebriate character