He Wanted to be a Square-Shooter, But He Found That His Barrel Was Round
Agnes Moorehead wants to shut down Deadeye’s crooked saloon! But he thinks he might to bale to blackmail her with! Then, there’s a mouse on the loose in a laboratory!
Agnes Moorehead wants to shut down Deadeye’s crooked saloon! But he thinks he might to bale to blackmail her with! Then, there’s a mouse on the loose in a laboratory!
In I Never Met a Pig I Didn’t Like, can Clem Kadiddlehopper ruin his half-brother Liberace’s musical debut? Do you have to ask?
Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch, The Red Skelton Hour season 17, originally aired February 6, 1968 Monologue | Act I | Act II | One Minute Dramas | The Silent Spot | Cast…
Dial M for Moron – Can Clem Kadiddlehopper help a once-great silent film actress (Phyllis Diller) make her comeback movie? What’s a cow got to do with it?
In The Schnook of Araby, Clem Kadiddlehopper is hired to be the bodyguard for th3e dictator Sheik (Cesar Romero). What could go wrong?
Not With My Dump You Don’t – in this episode of The Red Skelton Hour, Terry-Thomas condemns Freddie the Freeloader‘s shack as an eyesore! Then, it’s on to Washington …
In One Head and Out the Other – Clem Kadiddlehopper goes to Washington D.C. to get a job as a janitor. But he’s so stupid, the Pentagon hires him, since he’s too dumb to remember any of their secrets! But then the military robot, Roberta, wants to marry him!
In Jerk Be Nimble, Clem Kadiddlehopper bakes a cake that’s so light, it floats away! And an Eastern European Dictator wants to use that to power their rocket to space!
Monologue | Jerk Be Nimble | On Stage | Silent Spot | Cast | Jokes
In The Best Sheriff Money Can Buy, Harold Handkisser talks the town into erecting a golden statue of his idol, Sheriff Deadeye. The only question is, who will steal it first?
In How to Succeed in Loafing Without Really Trying, Freddie the Freeloader gets recruited by an old school chum to star in a TV commercial for mattresses. What could go wrong?